I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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