I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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