Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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