do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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