You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
...so i touched it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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