Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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