Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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