the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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