Porn is love you can see.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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