I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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