So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she pinky promised me she was 18
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize