direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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