she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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