I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
we're so committed to being not committed
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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