I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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