I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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