how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
