How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize
