I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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