i don't like sucking hair
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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