Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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