I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize