did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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