There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
A+ Viking dick
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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