And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
