Soap is not a condiment
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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