yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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