And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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