I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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