so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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