Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
