ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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