eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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