I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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