The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
please don't ironically join a cult
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