just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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