Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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