Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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