i don't like sucking hair
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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