the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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