Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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