i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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