is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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