dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Randomize
