just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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