Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My brain says no but my pants say off.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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