YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She bit a glass in half.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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