We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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