I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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