The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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