Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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