Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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