Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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