are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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