worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
